Picture the scene – Newgate’s company director having lunch with his family at the Punch & Judy pub in Covent Garden, London.
My lunch (a burger) had just arrived & it was time to put on the condiments (ketchup)
Unbeknownst to me, my ketchup bottle had a mind of its own. It decided not to aim at the food – but me instead – all down my Aston Martin shirt.
The little b*gger! Still, it kept the wife and son amused for hours.
